My Hummer has fangs

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Wish I could say it's been fun but the pursuit of happiness is illegal where I'm currently living so it hasn't been.

And here's one last one for the crazies staring at the stars. A few more ancient Egyptian constellations:

From some paper I download somewhere... not an original.

 

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And Murphy received a field promotion for valor in the face of bratty kids with BB guns.

The General sleeps.

 

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I dunno who tested Tutankhamen's dagger but I'd be willing to bet this piece of iron is also from a meteor:

"The Message of The Sphinx" by Hancock and Bauval is a great book but it's not Orion's belt, it's Sah's hat (see my previous post).
"Modern radiocarbon dating of mortar samples suggests it was built between 2871 and 2604 BC"

 

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.. looks a lot like a wizard's hat and staff, huh? I swear sometimes when I'm watching Betelgeuse it looks like it just went supernova but then rolls back and gets calm again. I bet the same thing was happening 3000 B.C. too. The universe actually make no sense entropy-wise. We've gone from total anarchy and chaos of the big bang to an orderly universe. I'm not saying that proves God exists like Saint Thomas Aquinas but it does seem to indicate that the converse of entropy also exists, as it should logically.

 

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OK, I got one more for you... straight off of my up-all-night head.

Around 1600 B.C. the Island of Thera erupted. The preceding volcanic gases caused animals with sensitive skins and respiratory systems like locust and frogs to flee. When the eruption happened, the plume of volcanic ash turned day into night. At that moment, several ethnic groups of slaves who were building pyramids seized upon the opportunity to grab a giant battery and some basic equipment and escape. A tidal wave was also heading towards Alexandria. Before it struck the Mediterranean waters receded from the sea of reeds, also know as the Nile delta, and this diverse ethnic group of slaves were able to cross the swamp and seek higher ground before the tidal wave hit. The rest you can read for yourself elsewhere...

 

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Oh, and BTW, at least one (probably more than one) of those "tribes" of Israelites was 100% black. Shocking, I know. And you thought Jesus had blue eyes and spoke Yiddish. That's a Germanic, not Semitic language.

 

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Another interesting piece of trivia: I moved to Texas from Pueblo, Colorado where the oldest Greek Orthodox church in America is now mostly black. Apparently all the native Greeks were run out of town. I also lived in Omaha Nebraska for a while where there's even more great American history to remember.

St John the Baptist Greek Orthodox-Pueblo

St. John the Baptist Greek Orthodox Church has been part of Pueblo, CO since 1905.

www.stjohngoc-pueblo.org

1909 South Omaha anti-Greek riot - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

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I'm offering an exchange to Netanyahu, all the white truck driving rednecks in Texas for these guys. Deal?

 

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Oh man, I found a deep purple car I'm gonna have to buy. Probably won't be hangin' round these parts much longer. But FYI, Jesus had brown eyes, brown hair, brown skin and spoke Aramaic, a real semitic language, unlike yiddish.

EDIT: And if anyone sees Indiana Jones, tell him to paddle all the way to the source of the Nile waters and ask some black guys where the Ark (an ancient Egyptian battery) is.

That whole Aryan thang wasn't working so try converting to Judaism and calling yourselves an elite class of Jew, like a caste system in India.

 

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Apparently Pink Floyd has been censored in America, the land of the safe and secure but not free or brave.

This song in particular recently came to mind.

Have a nice day!

No relation to Jesus. That's not even his real name.

 

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Please remember to obey signs and yield for road workers, like this guy:



"The imprisonment rate in the United States is approximately 580 per 100,000 residents, making it the highest among corporate fascist pseudo-democracies. As of 2023, there are nearly two million people incarcerated in the U.S."

"Iran's imprisonment rate is approximately 228 per 100,000 residents as of early 2020. This figure includes both sentenced prisoners and pre-trial detainees."

The Land of the Free must be Iran then.

 

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Quote of the day (i got a load of new books at the thrift shop):

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." -- Juan Ramón Jiménez Mantecón

 

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https://www.axisandalliesonline.com/ is a great board game. I remember one night building up a fleet of, lets say, three aircraft carriers with about 20,000 troops for a ground invasion and this guy Mike Sellers did a submarine sneak attack on me and wiped me out completely. Ah, such fond mammaries... *sigh*

"You can win every day in your own imagination. But reality is shaped by Iran – by its people, its soldiers, and its missiles.” Mohsen Rezaei, head of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, wrote on X on Friday.

 

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Did you know FUCK is a legal term? I'm looking forward to using it in court.

 

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Gabriela Rico Jiménez

 

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I have a secret. I like to drift like it's 1995 all over again. I really don't like the oil and gas industry and I swore I'd never buy another gas car, but I might order a 2027 special edition one of these just for nostalgia. It has a ginormous and completely useless wing and everything... like if you pull back on the steering wheel you can fly over the guy in front of you.

A hand brake where it should be for quick 180 degree turns

speed X weight = momentum
Only 3500 lbs.

 

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For those of you who are allowed to vote, please remember to vote for one of the two candidates you're allowed to vote for, either Democrap or Repugnican. Help us keep pretending that this corporate fascist police state is really a democracy.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for drinking yourselves stoopid.

Every now and then a good guy slips in though:



Hitler was a left-leaning corporate fascist and Mussolini was a right-leaning corporate fascist. Corporations are NOT entities. People are entities.

 

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You can't do this in an electric vehicle:

 

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Welcome to the new America!

 

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Aww he||, when in Rome and you're watching it crumble as the horned one continues to play on his fiddle, might as well take advantage:

The "lockup period" is when insiders aren't allowed to sell shares they got for free as compensation.